Wednesday, May 22, 2013

New ways to watch EAT ME!



Hello to our fans old and new!

We're very happy to report that Eat Me! is now available on EpixHD. Watch it right now, right here!


With the addition of EpixHD, there are now three ways to watch!



We’re also streaming on Amazon.com


And you can watch us for free at SnagFilms.com!


Thanks for watching! If you loved the movie, please rate and review us too!

Thursday, January 3, 2013

"Eat Me!" reviewed in the Zombie Movie Encyclopedia!


A few years ago we were contacted by Professor Peter Engle and his staff who were sourcing all the recent zombie movies that have been produced to include in the 2nd Edition of the The Zombie Movie Encyclopedia: 2000-2010

We were finally able to get our hands on a copy, and found quite a nice review. Read on:
This small scale zombie apocalypse from Brooklyn captures the feel of New York City: there’s greater ethnic diversity than in most low-budget regional pics, use of something called a “bicycle” (which even a zombie rides for a short stretch!), people in the road who won’t get out of your way, and an entire cast of characters who only speak in Irony. There’s a Hassidic Jew zombie really just minding his own business, while an undead Jehovah’s Witness tries to pass a Watchtower off onto the protagonists. When a black out hits the Boroughs, the stoner members of basement band General Malacarne find that the streets are largely empty and everyone has become cannibal zombies.
They pursue a series of half-baked plans to make it out to a bay house on a nearby island, plans that aren’t helped by the fact that the characters are half-baked too most of the time. Writer and cast member Elizabeth Lee told New York Press, “It seemed like bring[ ing] zombies to the stoner genre was natural, since stoners are zombie-like. We find zombies really, really funny, and we find stoners really, really funny. It was a natural combination.”  
The movie is an unambitious affair overall, but it’s kept periodically entertaining by some innovative use of situations along the way and by the characters’ constant sarcastic banter and vaguely aloof cynicism. The zombie outbreak is apparently due to a renegade satellite that’s hurdled back to Earth. The undead are drippy and covered in red goop. They smell blood, and are attracted to open wounds— this gets them especially agitated. 
Otherwise, their behavior is unpredictable; some of them simply stand around with no discernible motives or impulses whatsoever. Improvised weapons against the zombies include skillets, brooms, pool cue, hockey stick, candlestick, and drum sticks. In one scene, a zombie trying to chase the characters in their Volkswagon presses up against the rear windshield and so winds up inadvertently pushing them a fair way down the road. The characters argue over whether the undead assailants are zombies or vampires, a point which guitarist Sam (Calloway) seems to settle. He points to a zombie they have strapped to a chair with packing tape and an electric cord, explaining, “See guys, these— these are zombies. They’re not picky. They don’t have taste.” 
Elsewhere, when lead singer Miko (Hong) asks, “how are we going to kill them if they’re already dead?” Sam answers deliciously, “Uh ... have you ever seen any movie, ever? You aim for the head.” The undead may be unholy monsters, but they don’t stand a chance against hardened New York apathy. 

Monday, July 23, 2012

Meet SnagFilms Filmmakers: Katie Carman, Director of Punk Rock Zombie Film 'Eat Me!'


As a kid, director Katie Carman's storytelling and "wild imagination" used to get her into trouble. Through her love of filmmaking, however, she's harnessed those proclivities into a creative machine, with "Eat Me" being the most recent result. Inspired by the innovative zombie flicks of George Romero, "Eat Me!" intends to serve as another fresh take on the zombie-horror genre. The film is available now on the SnagFilms site (and below).


READ THE FULL INTERVIEW HERE: http://www.indiewire.com/article/meet-snagfilms-filmmakers-katie-carman-eat-me#.UAwcxY7A5UQ

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Eat Me! now available through Snag Films!

We can finally share the good news that EAT ME! has been picked up by SnagFilms for distribution!!! SnagFilms.com offers the broadest collection of great independent movies you can watch right now, on demand, on the web. They also have video-on-demand deals with Comcast, Verizon and more, as well as purchase options with Apple’s iTunes and others.


Thursday, September 15, 2011

Floyd, the bright orange vehicular star of "Eat Me!" in this Saturday's German-American Steuben Parade!

If you've seen "Eat Me!" you know how important Floyd the car was to the movie -- but he also holds a special place in the heart of the film's director, Katie Carman. First driven by Katie, and now her mother Sue, Floyd the 1973 Volkswagen Squareback has been in the Carman family for nearly 15 years. Lovingly restored and maintained as a daily driver, Floyd is also a member of the Long Island Volkswagen Club, which has been invited to participate in this year's Steuben Parade! Keep an eye out for them driving behind FDNY Ladder Truck 13 (lucky 13!)

Founded in 1957, the German-American Steuben Parade will run from 67th Street to 86th Street up Fifth Avenue, from 11:30AM - 2:00PM this Saturday, September 17th, and will be broadcast on different PBS affiliates, such as the New York based station WNET (Channel 13) which will broadcast live on Saturday, September 17, 2011 from 12 Noon to 2 PM with a repeat planned on WLIW the day after.


And if THAT doesn't get you out in your lederhosen, I just learned that this year's Grand Marshall is none other than our favorite Travel Channel star, Samantha Brown! (or maybe you're more into Ice Skating and Bearding? They've got stuff for you too!):

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

"Eat Me!" now on Indieflix!



"Eat Me!" is now available for instant streaming and DVD purchase through Indieflix.com!
A 30-day stream of the film is just $4.95, or you can purchase it to own for just $9.95 + s/h.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

"Eat Me!" DVD Release on JVD Inc. in Japan set for Nov. 12th, 2010

We finally got word of our release date for Japan: November 12th, 2010! It's already available pre-sale on a few Japanese retails sites such as Amazon.jp. We're still working on that North American release and hope to deliver on that promise soon! For now, enjoy the Japanese artwork where they've retitled the film "Break of the Dead":


Friday, April 2, 2010

For Immediate Release: Eat Me! to be Unleashed on Japan Summer 2010!


We're THRILLED to announce that Eat Me! has been picked up for release this summer in Japan! We'll be distributed by the "Deep Red" label of Toyo Media. Exact street date to be announced, but we will update as soon as we get word.

Stay tuned to this site for news as we continue our quest to spread Eat Me! mayhem WORLDWIDE!

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

"EAT ME!" Brain Brooch Giveaway!


For the next few weeks we'll be running a giveaway where 1 lucky fan will win a custom made "Eat Me!" Brooch from The Krafty Kreep .

All you need to do to enter is visit our homepage before midnight on Sunday, April 11th, 2010 and sign up for our newsletter.

Not only will you get access to only the most important "Eat Me!"-related news about our DVD release and screenings, etc. but you'll be entered into the raffle for this bad ass "Eat Me!" pin, suitable for men, women and the undead:

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Official Trailer Launched!

The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, leaves are budding, and ....what's with the very unSpring-like sound of terrified screaming...? OH SHIT! It's a new Eat Me! Trailer!

If you're here at the Eat Me! site, you've probably seen it on our homepage, but in case it somehow escaped your (surely rapt) attention here's a link.

Tell all your pals and stay tuned for updates about DVD availability!

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

EAT ME! on the Zed Word Blog

The Zed Word Blog (http://zedwordblog.blogspot.com/) is doing a whole week of content related to ZOMBIES & FOOD since as you know, zombies eat alot of offal.

Two of our actors, Jason D'Amico (Long Island Eater) and Adam Morris (Metal Dave/ Eater Metal Dave) were interviewed about how they got into the mindset of a flesh eating zombie.

You can check out the whole interview here, then enter their giveaway contest for a chance to win a FREE EAT ME! Apron!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Take a bite outta the New and Improved EAT ME! site!

Big changes have Rocked the EAT ME! website!

What's NEW, you ask?

Well, in addition to the trailers, photos and news, there's now:

*** streaming music from our original soundtrack.

*** the amazingly diverting Escape Brooklyn Choose Your Own Zom-Venture Game starring... YOU! In this fun fast romp, you use your wits to fight your way out of zombie infested NYC.
Many play... few survive. Test your skills and record your fate on the new live message board!

*** Eat Me! Swag at the Eat Me Online Store! Stay warm and look cool in a hoodie that declares Sometimes you get the Munchies, Sometimes they get You. Lots of band t's, mugs and other fun stuff available for your holiday gifting needs. (And FREE SHIPPING* on orders over $25 through 11/22 when you use code "WEHEARTU" at checkout)

***Links to our Facebook and Twitter sites so you can stay apprised of the latest Eat Me! News.

Cold Hands is hoping to be able to announce a release of the ACTUAL MOVIE soon. Once that happens, you will find out here first! Stay tuned!

*You must enter coupon code WEHEARTU before completing checkout. Your subtotal must meet the minimum to receive the free shipping discount. Free shipping limited to Super Saver & Standard International Shipping. Discount is only applied to the shipping charges and does not include taxes or additional charges. Offer valid from 11/18/2009 to 11/22/2009 11:59 PM MST. This offer may not be combined with any other Printfection promotional or discount offers. Orders placed with this discount may be delayed beyond normal estimated ship dates, no refunds or discounts will be given for orders delayed under this promotion.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

"EAT ME!" Store Now Open for Business!!

We just recently added a very cool feature to our website where you can order t-shirts and other cool EAT ME! merchandise from printfection.com.

Now you can show your Eater pride AND easily find your kin in a crowd should the zombie apocalypse occur.

And remember: a portion of all proceeds go into funding future Cold Hands Productions.

Support the arts! Buy a t-shirt!

Monday, October 26, 2009

Stoner Horror. A new genre?

EAT ME! was just recently included in a list of "stoner horror" films on the blog Movie Life Online - actually, it appears to be a website for a film called "Evil Weed" which I must say sounds hilarious!

We're mentioned alongside other "doper" films like Evil Bong I & II, The Tripper (directed by and starring David Arquette?) and Idle Hands.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

New!!! Escape Brooklyn Zom-Voyage Launching Today!

Cold Hands is delighted to introduce a new addition to the EAT ME! website: The Escape Brooklyn Zom-Voyage, a Self-Guided Adventure Game.

Test your wits and your luck as the game opens in chaotic Brooklyn, where the zombie apocalypse is harshing everyone’s mellow. It’s your job as Band Manager to keep yourself and the band alive and uneaten long enough to get the hell outta the city.

Will you survive, or does a gruesome dismemberment await you? Could a bad decision turn you into one of the walking dead?

I mean, sure, you might have scored okay on a Facebook zombie survival quiz, but you won't really know if you have what it takes to ESCAPE BROOKLYN unless you play the game. It’s fun, it’s free, and if you get out alive, you’ll know you’ve got what it takes.

So what are you waiting for? Check it out now!

Friday, September 25, 2009

Das Boat! (aka how we got our dinghy)

About this time last year we were getting into the thick of production on "Eat Me!". One of the main props we had to procure of course was our boat which Ed Phalen, a very kind friend of the family, let us borrow. We honestly hadn't seen the boat until the day we were set to pick it up, so we weren't sure what to expect. Upon pulling up to his house we saw some things we definitely were not anticipating: No boat. And a broke down trailer.

Cut to myself, Ms. Liz Lee and our 2nd Unit Producer (ok...my mom) staring at the boat which was actually sitting upside down on a dock in Ed's backyard. With no discernible alternative to extricate the thing (other than throwing it in the water and paddling back home) we decided to take matters into our own hands, and low and behold there is video of this ridiculous feat!

Here now for your enjoyment...

It's funny that the band is so concerned about getting the boat to the dock in the movie, yet us 3 ladies were able to carry it through the yard ourselves!

After this, Ed spent another hour or so fixing the trailer so that the boat would fit on it. At one point he cut himself but kept toiling away anyway. This man shed blood, sweat (and maybe a few tears) to help us out, purely out of the goodness of his own heart. It's just another example of the amazing people we had helping us make this movie possible. Thank you again Ed!

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Mail Order Zombie Declares EAT ME! “Really Good!”

A great new review of EAT ME! has rolled in from Mail Order Zombie, a weekly Internet show devoted to zombie and horror movies.

You can download Episode 86 for free from Itunes by clicking here or listen on their homepage here.

It’s a fun listen, full of tasty audio clips peppered like so much buckshot between insightful commentary. Give it a listen! Our review begins about 19 minutes in.

Our Favorite quote from seasoned zombie flick aficionado Brother D:

"with all the zombie movies I've seen in the history of Mail Order Zombie or hell, even in my entire life, I've never seen or considered some of the things that these characters do..."

The review ultimately gives EAT ME! a rating of 4 out of 5 head shots!

Thanks for the great review MOZ!

Monday, September 21, 2009

The story of Floyd

Many people have asked how we lucked into getting such an awesome car for “Eat Me!”. The true story is that Floyd, our 1973 Volkswagen Squareback, has been in the Carman family for many years.

I'd bought a 1973 VW Beetle (“Fritzy”) as my first car in high school but despite many hours of driving around empty parking lots could not figure out how to drive the stick shift. Frustrated, and starting to learn about other old Volkswagen models through the Long Island Volkswagen Club, I set out to find one that was equally awesome, but that was automatic so I wouldn't have to drive stick.

A rare unearthed photo of me with my first car, Fritzy:
I hadn’t seen many Squarebacks before, mostly in old print advertisements and pictures.
To my amazement one day as we rounded a corner not 100 yards from my house, we saw “Floyd” parked in front of a neighbor’s house. And it was the EXACT same color as Fritzy! It seemed almost too perfect, like two long separated siblings would finally be re-united.

The owner turned out to be a very nice guy and our new neighbor who was actually interested in selling the old junker car. I remember that he seemed very bewildered by my interest in the car, mentioning that his young daughter was so embarrassed by it she would make him pick her up a few blocks away from school so that none of her friends would see it.

True, the car was in bad shape but underneath it all you could see it's potential. In the picture below I'm holding up a piece of the car that had fallen off:
It took a few months in the shop to get Floyd to where you see him today but we think it’s all been worth it to preserve such a beautiful car. Since his “makeover” Floyd has gone on to win hundreds of trophies and plaques in various car shows, has been in "Eat Me!" and was even on TV! Here are a few more photos of Floyd in his glory, enjoy!

Floyd with some friends

In top "show car" form

Floyd ignoring his German heritage for St. Patrick's Day
(These 3 photos and photo of me with Fritzy are all copyright LIVC & Howling Dog Studios)

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Review from The Zed Word

A big thanks to the "The Zed Word: Zombie Blog" for taking the time to write a thoughtful, complimentary review of Eat Me! It's very cool to be reviewed by a site with a great handle on the zed traditions which we had so much fun playing with in the movie.

Check out the review here:

Monday, August 17, 2009

EAT ME!

What do Madonna, New York City, Prince, Pepsi-cola, and OUR FILM all have in common?

They've changed their names and become GREAT!!!

THE EATERS is now known to the world as EAT ME!
(that's right, exclamation point and all EAT ME!)

Just to clarify: No, the movie hasn't suddenly become soft porn. It's the same movie that you know and love, just with a dynamic new name. Like Prince! Or Google!

We're gearing up for heavy festival submissions and wanted to begin with a title that would reach out and grab our viewers, be they festival screeners, potential distributors, or Johnny Youtubepeeper (You've met Johnny, right? No, YOU ARE JOHNNY! We all are.)

We're also going to be experimenting with the art and copy to try to best capture the unique spirit of our zombie comedy. So check back for updates.

As an indie, our biggest challenge is just getting the right people to stop and WATCH. We see this rascally title change as a fun, easy way to make people take a second look, and hey, there's no arguing that it's anything but a perfect match for the anarchic spirit of the movie.

So keep checking the updates, and tell all your friends EAT ME!